Jimmy Faulkner's
Mumblings

Singing, whistling can help Americans be happier


MUMBLINGS May 25, 2006

Memories and such things: almost 100 years ago I was lucky enough to be born on a fine three horse farm on Yellow Creek in Melborne, Al, which is between Tuscaloosa and Columbus Mississippi. By the time I was eight years old I was plowing, milking cows, chopping cotton, thinning corn, feeding hogs, mules, chickens, bringing in fire and stove wood and whatever else had to be done.

My brother and I, who was five years older, worked from “can to c’aint”, daylight to sundown, where the work was never done. We had a saying that we would go home, eat supper, throw our overalls under the bed and catch them on the other side and go back to work. At least it seemed that way. Happiness was evident among all workers back in those days. People sang and whistled while they worked. People now never seem to whistle or sing while they’re working. While I was plowing our mules Pet and Minnie, I could sing loud and carry every part from base to tenor. While so doing, fortunately no one was around to hear except the mules and they didn’t seem to mind.

We Americans have so much to sing and whistle about and if we did so, we would have less time for complaining and being unhappy.

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If you were born around 3/1/16 you could remember a lot of stories. My great uncle “Burrel” Faulkner lived to be 103 years old. As his 100th birthday was celebrated in Lamar County High School in Vernon, Al, I was privileged to introduce Senator Jim Allen who spoke and praised Uncle Burrel while celebrating his birthday. Senator Allen presented Uncle Burrel a plaque and asked him to say a few words. He took the plaque and simply said, “Thank you, but I do not make speeches. When I was a boy, I went up on a hill and practiced a speech under a chestnut tree. The tree died.” And then he sat down.

Incidentally, my great uncle did not smoke nor drink, but kept thin and walked every day as long as he lived. He is my model relative, at least in age.

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A recent Baldwin Poll lists that we have over 95,000 voters. Recently, we claimed over 100,000, but deaths, purging the list, etc, reduced it some 5,000. But be patient, with our rapid increase in growth, it will be 100,000 again soon.

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In our Democratic and Republican primaries in Alabama, you have to vote for one party or the other and you cannot switch if there is a runoff. This rule does not hold true in the November General election; you can split your ticket any way you want to.

If you want to vote for someone local in the first primary, you have to vote Republican, as there are no contests in the Democratic Party and not many in the Republican. Even minorities are considering voting Republican in the primary.

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There are several things of which you cannot be sure, elections and trials by jury.

There have been a lot of changes in the life of this great country during the past 100 years. The average life expectancy 100 years ago was 47 years. Now it’s over 75.

A national poll says that of every three boys and girls in the U.S. who enter high school, only two will graduate…what a waste! Those who graduate will make an average of $9,000 more a year. Of those dropouts 1/3 were making failing grades but the others were making average and above. Note to the sufficient should be wise, but often isn’t.

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One of the biggest subjects today is immigration. Our lawmakers are wondering what to do with the 11 million illegal immigrants in this country.

My traveling buddy, Matt Metcalfe called and made what I thought was a good suggestion. He said that the illegals in this country should not be allowed to draw welfare, free medicine, low rent housing, etc. In California for example, so many of the illegals were profiting from being in America, that they pushed legals aside in many incidences, such as free and low rent housing.

Obviously, he suggested we can’t kick all these 11 million out of this country without suffering economically and many other ways but we should realize they could take the necessary steps to become citizens. This would include learning English, knowing our democratic form of government, able to read and write and other simple things that our citizens know. If they were forced to do so overnight, it would be impossible to process them but why not give them three or five years to become a citizenand those who are still here illegally, make them go home. This would be a wise solution to a difficult problem. Will our lawmakers in Washington do something like this? In his speech, President Bush indicated something like this should be done.

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A few of us remember when you could go into a grocery store and buy a nickel box of crackers and a ten-cent loaf of bread. Now you’ll pay 20 times that amount. It is called inflation.

See you again soon, I hope.

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