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MUMBLINGS September 8, 2005


MUMBLINGS September 8, 2005

Sometimes you can learn by listening…for an example, how to take advantage of Uncle Sam's generosity.

In visiting 100 countries throughout the world, it has been my privilege to see many beautiful sites and learn much about history, economics, etc. This was no exception in visiting Glacier National Park in Montana recently.

When my traveling companion, Matt Metcalfe, and I end a trip we ask each other, "What was the most interesting thing we encountered?" He asked me this upon leaving the Park and I smiled and said our guide. He readily agreed.

His physical description is interesting, about 5'7' tall and weighing 313 pounds. He always wore a cap with the bill turned backwards. Finally, I asked him why he did this and he immediately removed his cap and showed me his bald head. I would politely mention that my mother would not allow me to wear a cap while eating or even inside the house. He paid no attention.

You probably have guessed by now his hair came down below his ears and had a beard.

He met us at the airport in a car which belonged to his tour company. We soon learned that he was courteous, thoughtful and knew a lot about the area, including Glacier Park. Already tired, he told us we had another four or five hour drive to our hotel…this was over a dangerous, but very scenic Going-to-the Sun highway.

Not knowing how good a driver, or not knowing how well he could see we were naturally concerned…we knew the road was crooked, high with high banks, and in addition, it was raining… part of the time we were in the clouds with the possibility of rocks falling.

Originally living in Houston, Texas he had been in Montana for the past ten years and proclaimed its many advantages. He was 49 years old and according to him he had led a fast life. Astonishingly, we listened how he took advantage of Uncle Sam's welfare programs.

He admitted to having a sexual disease. In his youth, he had been a cab driver in Houston, as well as other positions, which put him in touch with a lot of girls, of whom he took advantage, apparently.

In addition to diabetes, he admitted to being HIV positive. As you can imagine, this somewhat upset us but we didn't do anything about it.

He was being paid something over $800.00 a month in disability. He also lived in low rent housing and was very proud of the fact that he had a dog, called Rocky. He was of Belgium descent, somewhat like a German shepard.

When he wasn't talking about scenery, sex, and other matters, he was fussing because he claimed Uncle Sam owed him more money.

To demonstrate his love for his dog, after driving 95 miles to our hotel the first night getting there about 9:30 or 10:00, he drove 95 miles back over the same dangerous roads and then returned the next morning early to our hotel. He went back to take care of Rocky.

He was unmarried and apparently never been married; although he had made an effort to get a wife that was well educated and able not only to make him a good living but take good care of him. In attempt to do this, he went to the Philippines to look for such a lady, but was unsuccessful.

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While there, he rented a three-room suite at a hotel to entertain prospects, stating to us cost didn't matter because he could put it on his credit card. And herein is another story.

He received $14,000.00 from the goverment for back disability payments but claimed he was owed $40,000.00. Thinking he was going to get the bigger amount, he spent money right and left entertaining himself, girlfriends, and taking long trips. He even followed his favorite band all over the world and was very proud of the fact that he knew the players and they knew him.

He owed credit cards approximately $25,000.00 and had already received the $14.000.00, he reasoned that since he couldn't pay the entire debt he would just spend the money on himself and bought a new car, traveled some more, and he still owes the credit cards $25,000.00.

He stressed the fact that he always used lady doctors which were also free…he got many other perks, including massages twice a week, because they felt so good and they didn't cost him anything. He was going to train his dog to help him walk at a cost of $1,000.00… the bill to be picked up by Uncle Sam.

He had run for city council of Kalispell four years ago and is running again as he claims so he could represent the poor. He kept talking about the problems and how he was going to correct them. Finally using poor judgment on my part, I told him not to worry because he wasn't going to win anyway. Even if you know a candidate is not going to win, you don't tell them. He didn't believe in advertising, didn't believe in putting up signs, just thought that people ought to elect him since he was so proud of the fact that he had gotten 20% of the vote before.

Many times he expressed the desire to come to Alabama to drive us anywhere we wanted to go. If and when we do that, you will be informed.

See you again soon, I hope.

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